- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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