What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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poo is yummy

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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