- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a country bar.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Where's my tractor?

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Kathy Griffin.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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