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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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