How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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