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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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