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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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