- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

miley cyrus

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Garry Glitters on here

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

An English man walks into a pub.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Matty B

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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