what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Spread the net.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I hate blackniggers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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