What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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I hate blackniggers

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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