- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

I hate blackniggers

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

knock knock!! kanye west

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

KKK

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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