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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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