- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

hey guys what's up?

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Matt Damon

You're Adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A: B: No pun intended.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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