I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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This is a joke

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Snausages.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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