A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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no

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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mc hammers income.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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