- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Samantha

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Is this where I type the joke?

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Yes.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

The 13th Amendment...

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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