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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Murder me once, shame on you.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!