What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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