- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Who is a knob? ross d

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What did the man without a tongue say...

U ALL LIAK DIK

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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