IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Your mom.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Spread the net.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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