- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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