There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

I hate blackniggers

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Ebola

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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