Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Reverse psychology never fails.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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