Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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