- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Your Mom.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

I pooped my pants

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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