- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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