You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Pen15

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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