What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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