Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Kathy Griffin.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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