- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

girls lacrosse

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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