- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your mom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I lost my tractor.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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