- Anti Joke

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your mom.