- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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