A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

girls lacrosse

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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