Women.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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twilight

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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