A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Butt Sex.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why did I get raped

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Fiats

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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