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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

i like pie.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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