how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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