drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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oh hiya come in

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Matty B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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