A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

You're Adopted.

A: B: No pun intended.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

hey guys what's up?

Matt Damon

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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