Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Your Mom.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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