- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Michael Brown

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Niki Minaj's ass

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