why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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