- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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