What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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why does column have a letter n?

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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