What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

I can't see my forehead

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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