Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Cows go moo.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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