- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Cows go moo.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Fox News.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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