Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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