Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Your social life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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