Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Whats an Anti Joke

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your mother hates you

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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