- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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