- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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