4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

womens rights to vote

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Pinus Testicles

Nickelback

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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