what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

colby doesnt shave

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

That's not what she said.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

wanna hear a joke? no.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

ecks! why zee?

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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