What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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