- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

Guess what? The Game.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Womens Rights.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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