- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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