Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Cows go moo.

Fox News.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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