Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Michael Castillo is gay

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we all know sammi has a penis

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19th amendment

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Male penises.

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