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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

THIS IS an anti-joke.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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