Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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where are you?

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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bitches be crafty.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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my namew is jd

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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