Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Knock Knock! Come in!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Kenny died. The Bastards.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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