- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Drunk irish man

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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