How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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boo

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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