- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

who is mark

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

I'm gay. No homo.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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