- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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