Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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