- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women have the right to vote.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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