Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What's a small person? A midget

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Mike tyson

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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