- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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