- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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