You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Women's Rights.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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